Post by Bo St. John on Dec 21, 2010 12:59:00 GMT -8
life’s just a joke,
and it’s filled with beautiful music
~words, words, words~
just like family ~ i’m a feminine eminem, a slim shady lady
unbiological twin ~ but nice, ‘cause i texted haiti
inseparable ~ 90 lady cops on the road, and i’m arrested for doing 80
bffs ~ like hamlet, all about “words, words, words”
secret-teller ~ divide a whole into thirds, thirds, thirds
crime buddies ~ i’m a gay sea otter
close bud ~ i blow other dues out of the water
good pal ~ i’m the man, muffin, divin’, muffin
childhood chums ~ cold and fly like an arctic puffin
new friends ~ puffin’, whacky tobaccy
fakesters ~ hatin’ other rappers like i’m helga pataki
kept hush-hush ~ and i’ve been rockin’ this mic before electricity
heard about you somewhere ~ way back in bce—that before the come era
party friend ~ i can’t be stopped, flow so sick that it should be mopped up
drinking bud ~ chick’s got a dixie cup, I got a dick full of helium, i’ll fuck you up
turned good in the end ~ a boy, a girl, a middle aged bitch, botox in the third person
acquaintance ~ i give the perspective a switch and bo talks in the third person
you’re soandso, right? ~ just relax, if you wanna know me, here’s two facts:
same group ~ i hate catchy choruses, and i’m a hypocrite
~oh, bo~
soul mates ~ hittin’ the club up vip
future thing ~ i got a fake mustache and a fake id
past on good terms ~i look like wooly willy
past on bad terms ~ with a really wooly willy
we still got something ~ and i bypass the bouncer
unrequited love (____ loves bo) ~ pass by an ex and i flex and bounce her, wowzer
”i love you” ~ look at all of bo’s hoes
present lover ~ looking for a ride on bo’s hose
hush-hush lover ~ and i spot a little latino, booty so big
”i like you” ~ call it oprah’s ego
unrequited crush (_____ likes bo) ~ we got to it, though it, she sayd “dios mio mi amigo!”
tossing flirts around ~ pull it out, stick it in your mouth, and i bust in the back of ya
that was in the past ~ swallow bitch, there’s people starvin’ in africa!
maybe someday ~ single, ever single day
it’s happening now, babe! ~ do it every single way
it’s there ~ make the single ladies say,
sexual tension ~ “oooooh, bo!”
friction between your thighs ~ and if i were gay,
kiss and make-out ~ though i swear i’m straight
friends with benefits ~ i’d make the fellas say,
enemies with benefits ~ “oooooh, bo!”
just stealing a look ~ you’re an ice cream sundae with a cherry on top
soul mates ~ hittin’ the club up vip
future thing ~ i got a fake mustache and a fake id
past on good terms ~i look like wooly willy
past on bad terms ~ with a really wooly willy
we still got something ~ and i bypass the bouncer
unrequited love (____ loves bo) ~ pass by an ex and i flex and bounce her, wowzer
”i love you” ~ look at all of bo’s hoes
present lover ~ looking for a ride on bo’s hose
hush-hush lover ~ and i spot a little latino, booty so big
”i like you” ~ call it oprah’s ego
unrequited crush (_____ likes bo) ~ we got to it, though it, she sayd “dios mio mi amigo!”
tossing flirts around ~ pull it out, stick it in your mouth, and i bust in the back of ya
that was in the past ~ swallow bitch, there’s people starvin’ in africa!
maybe someday ~ single, ever single day
it’s happening now, babe! ~ do it every single way
it’s there ~ make the single ladies say,
sexual tension ~ “oooooh, bo!”
friction between your thighs ~ and if i were gay,
kiss and make-out ~ though i swear i’m straight
friends with benefits ~ i’d make the fellas say,
enemies with benefits ~ “oooooh, bo!”
just stealing a look ~ you’re an ice cream sundae with a cherry on top
~art is dead~
since the very beginning ~ art is dead, art is dead
tough hate ~ art is dead, art is dead
why do you hate me? (_____ hates bo) ~ entertainers like to seem complicated
since childhood ~ but we’re not complicated
friendly competition ~ i can explain it pretty easily
backstabber ~ have you ever been to a birthday party for children
dislike on both sides ~ and one of the children won’t stop screaming
you don’t like me? (_____ dislikes bo) ~ cause he’s just a little attention attractor
envious ~when he grows up to be an comic or actor
used-to-be buddies ~ he’ll be rewarded for never maturing
annoyance ~ for never understanding or learning
don’t like you cause they don’t ~ that everyday can’t be about him
love-hate thing ~ there’s other people, you selfish asshole
i’m avoiding you ~ i must be psychotic, i must be demented
scared of one another ~ to think that i’m worthy of all this attention
frightening! (_____ fears bo) ~ of all this money you worked really hard for
you’re okay, i guess ~ i slept in late while you worked at the drugstore
tolerated ~ my drug’s attention, i am an addict
you cheated ~ but i get paid to indulge in my habit
since the very beginning ~ art is dead, art is dead
tough hate ~ art is dead, art is dead
why do you hate me? (_____ hates bo) ~ entertainers like to seem complicated
since childhood ~ but we’re not complicated
friendly competition ~ i can explain it pretty easily
backstabber ~ have you ever been to a birthday party for children
dislike on both sides ~ and one of the children won’t stop screaming
you don’t like me? (_____ dislikes bo) ~ cause he’s just a little attention attractor
envious ~when he grows up to be an comic or actor
used-to-be buddies ~ he’ll be rewarded for never maturing
annoyance ~ for never understanding or learning
don’t like you cause they don’t ~ that everyday can’t be about him
love-hate thing ~ there’s other people, you selfish asshole
i’m avoiding you ~ i must be psychotic, i must be demented
scared of one another ~ to think that i’m worthy of all this attention
frightening! (_____ fears bo) ~ of all this money you worked really hard for
you’re okay, i guess ~ i slept in late while you worked at the drugstore
tolerated ~ my drug’s attention, i am an addict
you cheated ~ but i get paid to indulge in my habit
~what’s funny?~
family ~ my show is a little bit silly and a little bit pretentious
bad, bad dog ~ like shakespeare’s willy or noam chomsky wearing a strap on
goody two shoes ~ it’s also a little bit gay and a little offensive
it’s all jumbled up ~ like thanksgiving day or noam chomsky wearing a strap on
we got each other’s backs ~ so put your cell phones to vibrate
you lookin’ out for me (_____ looks after bo) ~ and put your vibrators to cell phone mode
emotional pillar ~ welcome to the show, it goes a little bit like this:
admirer ~ joke… exactly
we got respect ~ welcome to the flow, it flows a little bit like this
i respect you, man (____ respects bo) ~ with a rapper and a dist and a
stalker ~ swift rap on the wrist, a wrap and a kiss
big bad wolf ~ like hershey’s wrapping a kiss shit
object of my affection ~ I got a show that’ll test ya, kid
friend of the family ~ then ask one question, and the question is:
i’ve got you under my thumb ~ what’s funny?
i look up to you ~ oh, yea; humor’s often linked to shared experience
other (specify) ~ like a guy gets up and says, “have you ever noticed that public restrooms have really inefficient hand dryers?”
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friends
none, yet
lovers<3
Ali Marina Cortez
17 (Oct. 31, 1993)
Student at McKinley High
it’s happening now, babe! ~ do it every single way
present lover ~ looking for a ride on bo’s hose
secret-teller ~ divide a whole into thirds, thirds, thirds
enemies
none, yet
other
none, yet
friends
none, yet
lovers<3
Ali Marina Cortez
17 (Oct. 31, 1993)
Student at McKinley High
it’s happening now, babe! ~ do it every single way
present lover ~ looking for a ride on bo’s hose
secret-teller ~ divide a whole into thirds, thirds, thirds
enemies
none, yet
other
none, yet
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rules for relationships/plots:
use three pictures of the person you want to be affiliated with bo, center align it, and use at least three of the relationship statuses. also include a full name, age, position (ex. student, teacher, etc), and an idea of a plot. thank you.